Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Nairobi, Kenya — A Kenyan doctor who removed a bean stuck in the ear of
a young girl forced it back when her parents said they couldn’t afford
the bill, local newspapers reported Wednesday.

The Daily Nation said the doctor successfully removed the bean from the
child’s ear and then presented the parents with a bill for $5.75.

When they said they did not have enough money, the doctor grabbed the
child, forced the bean back into her ear and ejected the family from his
workplace.

The Kenya Medical Association said it was investigating the incident.

There was a young woman named Dottie
Who said as she sat on the potty,
“It isn’t polite
To do this in sight,
But then, who am I to be snotty?”

“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.”

–Unknown

Semiomantics Shop 2010
The Semiomantics Shop 2010 will be the hot topic of the first Ycademy Business Building Seminar of a cycle of 12 (one Seminar per month) starting today, Saturday 23rd, 2010. It presents an extension of the Ycademy December Seminar 2009, where Seminar participants set up individual IT Consulting Blogs as the example featured [...]